Good News and Bad News

My son, who is 8 and in 2nd grade, has a bedtime of 9:30.  About 10:30 pm he walks down the stairs and in his best announcer voice says...
I have good new and bad news!
The good news is that I only have a LITTLE homework!  The bad news is that I LOST it!

He apparently needs to work on learning the definition of "good news." Fortunately, we were able to find the HW and get it done in just a couple of minutes.  A meltdown was averted.